By curtisrx | Published:
October 11, 2010
In Florida, a retired man went bargain hunting at a local garage sale when he stumbled upon a box of fake bones sitting amongst a pile of miscellaneous holiday decorations. He dropped a measly sum of $8 on the bones and took them home to decorate his house for Halloween, but after closer inspection, the man quickly came to the conclusion that they were in fact a real human skeleton. He notified the county sheriff and the bones were sent off to the medical examiner where they were verified as real and believed to be once used as a learning tool in the medical field or a classroom based off a serial number found etched into it. The skeleton is worth over $3000 dollars, but since it’s illegal to own a human skeleton, it had to be surrendered to the authorities. An investigation has been launched to find out if any local hospitals or universities have reported a missing skeleton.
By curtisrx | Published:
October 4, 2010
Hello fiends,
I’ve decided to offer something special for everybody who orders and has already ordered one of my ‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ t-shirts. I will post your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video as special thank you for all your ongoing support. If you have already ordered on, please check the e-mail address you use for Paypal because I will be sending you an e-mail asking which name you would like to use. If you would like to order one of these limited edition shirts and get your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video, please click the Paypal links below to order. There will be a box asking ‘What Name Would You Like Posted?’, just enter your name there and you’re all set.
‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.
The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.
Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx
