By curtisrx | Published:
February 4, 2010
In Jerusalem, a young Tel Aviv woman decided to do a good deed and buy her mother a brand new mattress as a gift, but didn’t realized that there was $1 million in cash tucked away inside of the old mattress that she nonchalantly threw into the trash. The young woman woke up the following morning remembering a conversation where her mother told her that she had been hiding her entire life savings in the old mattress because of a terrible experience she had with a bank in the past. By the time the woman had realized her life altering mistake, the mattress had already been picked up and taken to the local dump. The woman searched through three different landfill to no avail, twenty-five hundred tons of garbage arrives to the dumps per day and the chance of finding the mattress is equivalent to a needle in a haystack.
By curtisrx | Published:
February 2, 2010
In Texas, a fire erupted and swept across a popular shopping mall after an inflatable gorilla, set up as a promotional tool to bring in new customers, ran amuck on its rooftop. The fire started when the gorilla slowly began to deflate and landed on a set of hot lights used to illuminate the balloon. Firefighters arrived on the scene before any severe damage could occur, but two stores did suffer water damage. Fortunately nobody was injured in the blaze except for the gorilla, who’s charred remains were scattered about the scene. As of yet, the gorilla’s family has not made an official statement.
By curtisrx | Published:
February 1, 2010
Hello fiends,
We have decided to get rid of a box full of factory second Creature Feature t-shirts and offer them at a great deal for those of you who wanted a shirt, but couldn’t afford to buy one at time. These shirts may have slight ghosting, tiny paint blotches, or slight snags, but they are all perfectly wearable and none of the flaws detract from the shirt’s image. We just didn’t want to sell these at full price because they weren’t 100% perfect like the others we had. We are offering these factory second shirts at $10 even which includes free shipping in the US only (sorry International friends, but overseas shipping is a killer now). Thank you, these shirts are now sold out:
Edgar Allen Poe
SOLD OUT
Look To The Skies
SOLD OUT
Click below to order your shirt through Paypay:
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
