By curtisrx | Published:
January 20, 2010
Posted in Blog | Tagged Blog, Creature Feature, Curtis Rx, Music, Playing Dead, Rufus Rex, Suzanne Keilly, Ted Raimi, Villains And Vaudevillians, Web Series, Youtube |
By curtisrx | Published:
January 19, 2010
In Iowa, a 46-year-old female employee for the post office was arrested after police found her sitting on the kitchen floor of house she illegally entered during a drunken stupor while on the job. The woman, who was caught in the act of eating leftover noodles out of the elderly woman’s refrigerator, was still dressed in her post office uniform with her mail bag by her side. Authorities say the intoxicated woman entered the premise through the unlocked front door while on her daily mail delivery route. She was taken to the county jail and has been placed on unpaid leave.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 17, 2010
Hello boils and ghouls,
Just wanted to write a short blog to let everybody know the the first two episodes of the webseries ‘Playing Dead’ are now online. (www.watchplayingdead.com) Directed by Ted Raimi, starring & written by Suzanne Keilly, with music composted by yours truly. Please tell all your friends, blog it, tweet it, post it, & e-mail it.
Don’t forget to leave a bunch of Youtube comments and let us know what you think =) Everytime you do, it’s like you just handed us a fresh baked cookie and who, doesn’t love cookies?
Click the banner below to check out the website and watch the episodes:
Your pal,
~Curtis Rx
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By curtisrx | Published:
January 16, 2010
A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?
Fifty miles
Deep within the woods
A backpacking adventure
Sounded pretty good
Fresh mountain stream
Crisp mountain air
Not a cloud in the sky
Nor a single care
Click The Title Above To Read More!
By curtisrx | Published:
January 12, 2010
Hey fiends,
Check out these two strange and fantastic pillows. The first was created by an artist named Keetra Dean Dixon and was created to look like a puddle of blood after a headshot.
The second pillow was created by a company called Kropserkel to look like a severed horse head.
Please buy me one of each, thank you!
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
By curtisrx | Published:
January 11, 2010
In Florida, a 12-year-old boy armed with a wooden toy rifle held up a convenience store and nearly escaped with a fistful of cash before police apprehended him. The underage miscreant pointed the gun at the cashier, demanded him to empty the register, and even thanked him as he left. Luckily, a deputy on duty noticed a boy matching the robber’s description walking along the side of the highway and approached him. The boy tried to make a break for it , but was overpowered and apprehended. Soon after, police tracked down the hidden toy rifle and missing cash. The boy was booked and transferred to the department of Juvenile Justice.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 11, 2010
In Connecticut, A 28-year-old woman decided to make her two children wait in a car during freezing winter weather while she made to a stop at the tanning booth to indulge in some pampering. The 3-year-old and 1-year-old sat in the car without the aid of a heater for nearly 20 minutes as the temperature dropped to 12 degrees with a subzero windchill. The woman told police that she was going on vacation and felt that getting a tan was a priority. She has been charged with child neglect and reckless endangerment. So much for that vacation, a smooth tan looks even better behind bars.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 8, 2010
In New Mexico, a grieving family got the shock of their lives when they brought home the personal effects of their deceased mother and discovered that her brain was also included with the items. Much too distraught to immediately sift through the items, the family put the bag aside, but 24 hours later noticed a horrible smell emanating from it. That’s when they realized the funeral home’s gruesome mix-up. As sometimes is the case with the victims of violent crashes, it is common practice to ship the brain inside of a bag, rather than try to reinsert it into the damaged head, but it never should have been sent home with the family. A negligence investigation has been launched and the family has filed a lawsuit.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 5, 2010
In Oregon, a 22-year-old man has been charged with harassment and robbery after he was caught trying to steal snippets of hair from the other passengers on the bus he was riding across town. The man sat behind an unsuspecting woman and began to procure clippings of her hair, but the bus driver was able to stop him and he was taken into custody. A spokesperson for the bus company said that they have received at least 3 other complaints of strange hair assaults in the recent months and one incident that involved a victims hair being glued. It is unknown whether or not the man is also involved in these other hair related incidents, but police have launched an investigation. At least for now, coifs and manes can rest soundly knowing that another serial stylist has been sent to the slammer.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 4, 2010
Hey fiends,
The time has come to state the things we want to achieve in the coming year, so here it goes. My new year’s resolution is to finish all the strange little projects I have lying around. It’s going to be a massive amount of work, but here is what I will get done this year.
- Learn how to move objects with my mind.
- Release the musical side project I’m recording in January.
- Find the abominable snowman.
- Finish writing the next Creature Feature album.
- Find out why my reanimation serum fails after only 24 hours.
- Finish my book of poems entitled “101 Ways To Die”.
- Drink more coffee.
- Finish the last 100 pages of a fiction novella I’ve been working on.
- Challenge the alligator I wrestled last year to a rematch.
- Unearth the hidden cache of gold doubloons marked on the tattered map I discovered in an old sailing book.
If you have a minute to spare, please leave a comment on this post and let me know what your new year’s resolutions are.
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
Ps. If I can find the time, I’d also like to train falcons to deliver coded messages for me so I can save some money on my phone bill and because message by falcon is so much cooler than a text.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 4, 2010
In Tennessee, 31-year-old man is being charged with reckless endangerment, driving with a suspended license, driving under the influence, and meth manufacturing after a gas station employee called police complaining about a strange car parked out by one of his pumps for over an hour. Police discovered a man passed out in the car as a fresh batch of meth was cooking in a makeshift lab constructed in his back seat. Since a majority of the ingredients in the manufacturing of the drug are highly explosive, the gasoline pumps were shut off while the man and the car were removed from the scene. His bail was set at $15,000 and he kicked off the new decade in a jail cell.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 3, 2010
In Utah, emergency vehicles were called to the scene of trailer fire and quickly realized that they had much more to fear than just the flames themselves. Upon their arrival, they were told by the owner that 19 pet pythons lived in the trailer with him and needed to be rescued. All parties involved did everything in their ability to make sure all the snakes escaped unharmed, even resorting to CPR with the aid of a small plastic pipe. Unfortunately, only 11 out of the 19 pythons survived. It was determined that the accidental fire was caused by a faulty heat lamp in the one of the snake’s cages.
By curtisrx | Published:
January 2, 2010
In Texas, a 53-year-old woman faces charges of 911 abuse for calling the police over 30 times within a six-month period for non emergency reasons. On one occasion, Police responded to a call after they heard a woman screaming on the line and abruptly hang up the phone, only to find out that the woman had made the call because her husband didn’t want to eat his supper. On a different occasion, the woman called 911 because she couldn’t find her clothes and needed help locating them.
