By curtisrx | Published:
September 30, 2009
In Alabama, an 11-year-old boy faked his own kidnapping to avoid showing his parents a bad report card. The boy spun a mythical tale about a stranger threatening to kill him and ultimately shoving him into an old beat-up car. A struggle ensued and the boy was able to escape, but he had to sacrifice his backpack in the process. It just so happens that his report card was tucked away in that same backpack. Eventually, as the police began their investigation, the boy fessed up and finally told the truth.
By curtisrx | Published:
September 27, 2009
A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
You told all your friends
Now what will they do
Excitement, anticipation
Building within your bones
A day of self-importance
And your ego has grown
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By curtisrx | Published:
September 27, 2009
In Chicago, a man is suing McDonald’s for unsafe preparation of food after he accidentally swallowed a gold earring hidden in his sandwich. Paramedics rushed to the scene, but were unable to remove the earring that had become lodged in the man’s throat. The piece of jewelry eventually worked its way down to the man’s stomach and he had no other choice than the just wait it out patiently until it cleared his system the old fashion way.
By curtisrx | Published:
September 27, 2009
In Italy, a man is being questioned after police found 1,700 live animals crammed into the small truck of his hatchback during a routine check. Among the animals found were, 1,000 terrapins, 300 white mice, 200 parakeets, 150 hamsters, 30 Japanese squirrels, and 6 chameleons. Officials suspect that the man was involved in an underground animal smuggling ring and planned to make a big score with his latest delivery. The confiscated animals were immediately divided up and delivered safely to local zoos.
By curtisrx | Published:
September 24, 2009
In Oregon, dozens of dead Humboldt squid, which can easily grow up to 6 feet in length and weigh more than 100 pounds, have mysteriously begun to wash up onto the local beaches. The squid generally never travel that far up the Pacific ocean away from warmer waters, but a spokesman for the Oregon State Park System states that they might be washing ashore due to disease, starvation, or something as simple as the end of their life cycle. As of yet, none of these theories have been proven and no definitive answers have been found.
By curtisrx | Published:
September 23, 2009
In Shanghai, a 26 year old woman went to the doctor after living with severe stomach pains for four months. The doctors were stumped as to the source of the pain until the x-rays came back and the culprit in charge of the mysterious pain was discovered. A six-inch razor was was lodged in her buttocks and had been overlooked when the woman was examined after a mugging four months prior. Apparently, the woman and the doctors thought that she had only been slashed by the knife during the mugging, instead of actually getting stabbed—but razors never lie.
