In Oregon, a gas station attendant got the surprise of her life when she opened up their on-site ATM and found a little mouse living comfortably inside with a nest made out of chewed-up $20 dollar bills. The curious mouse quickly discovered that the ATM would be the perfect place to build a new home since it was filled with an endless surplus of nest making supplies and came equipped with protection from enemies on all sides. Workers are still perplexed about how the mouse was able to travel in and out of it so freely since the machines is constructed like a fortress to keep out any thieves who may try to plunder it riches. The furry bandit was promptly given an eviction notice and set loose outside station and the bank replaced all the damaged money.
A 69-year-old British man pleaded guilty to administering a poisonous substance with the intent to injure this week. In an last ditch attempt to save his failing relationship, he laced his wife’s tea with mercury every time she visited him in the hope that it would cause her to become ill and fully dependent on him. His caustic plan was thwarted when his wife discovered small beads resting in the bottom of her cup and showed them to her daughter. His sentence will be determined after the delivery of medical reports determining the impact the mercury had on his her system.
In Texas, a 25-year-old man who was originally arrested on charges of selling pirated copies of compact discs was also charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard about an unloaded 9mm pistol he had hidden on his body. Even after being initially searched as he entered the facility, the 500-pound man made it all the way into the jail with the handgun secretly tucked between the rolls of his skin.
A Philadelphia woman was killed by a 30-foot tree branch while jogging through a local park on Wednesday. Eye witnesses say that she was listening to her Ipod and never even heard the branch cracking before it began its 50-foot plummet. The strange thing is, just a few days ago a Manhattan man was was also hit on the head by a 100-pound tree branch while walking through Central Park. This is a blatant warning that we blindly walk into hazards every single day and take for granted the thousands of pounds suspended over our heads that could come crashing down at a moment’s notice.
Deep In the Italian Alps, amongst the rolling hills of emerald grass, lies a 200-foot stuffed pink bunny rabbit that can be seen all the way from outer space. Constructed of waterproof material and stuffed with hay, it took over five years to create and now rests peacefully on a quiet mountainside. It has become quite the tourist attraction over the years, with people coming from miles around just to witness this gargantuan feat, some brave souls even choosing to scale the beast. The artist who created the creature says that he plans to leave the bunny right where it’s at until the year 2025, or until one of the Greek Gods comes back to earth to retrieve it.
Somebody in Cambodia, taking the term ‘thinking out of the box’ way too far, had the bright idea to create a beauty pageant solely for the victims of landmine accidents. The contestants compete in a photo exhibition, followed by an internet voting poll, all in the hopes of winning the ultimate prize—a prosthetic limb. Luckily the Cambodian government canceled the event, quoting that ‘it was in bad taste’.
A 69-year-old man from Florida had the surprise of his life when he won $500,000 dollars from a lotto ticket, but had an even bigger surprise when he found out that he had accidentally lost the ticket on his way to the lottery office to collect his winnings.
A seven-year-old Australian girl consumed a “Chicken Twister” from her local Sydney KFC, which just happened to have had an eighth spice mixed into the recipe, the bacteria known as salmonella, resulting in an extremely rare occurrence of irreversible spastic quadriplegia and severe brain damage. Unfortunately this isn’t the first time KFC has been accused of contaminated food, so be wary.
Did you know that raw unshelled cashews are poisonous and must be processed before than can be safely consumed?
~Curtis Rx
Did you know that the very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II resulted in just one death, the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo?
~Curtis Rx
Did you know that in Paraguay it is legal to participate in a duel as long as both parties are registered blood donors?
Sporting,
~Curtis Rx
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin’s body was stolen by grave robbers and eventually recovered eleven weeks later?
Perishable,
~Curtis Rx
